I was looking through "Alice in Wonderland" and this poem caught my eye. I decided it woud be okay if I could just type it here. It's a good one.
Here goes:
Fury said to the mouse "let us both go to law, I will prosecute YOU.
Come, I'll take no denial
we must have a trial
for clearly this morning I've nothing to do."
Said the mouse to the cur "A trial dear sir
with no jury or judge would be wasting our breath."
"I'll be judge, I'll be jury" said cunning old Fury.
"I'll try the whole case and condemn you to death."
That felt good to type.